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The Genius of Steven Wright

Steven Wright

1 – I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
3 – Half the people you know are below average.
4 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 – 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 – A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 – A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 – If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 – All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 – The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 – I almost had a psychic girlfriend… …but she left me before we met.
12 – OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
13 – How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
14 – If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 – Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 – When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
17 – Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 – Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 – I intend to live forever … So far, so good.
20 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 – Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
22 – What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 – My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
24 – Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 – If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 – A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 – Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
28 – The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 – To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 – The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 – The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
32 – The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 – Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
34 – If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 – If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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FDA knew in Feb 2021 the mRNA vaccine crosses the placenta, passes into milk, and causes adverse events in breastfed infants

Moderna and Child

Our Health bureaucrats and senior politicians KNEW that the mRNA would be passed through from mothers to breastfed infants and would cause adverse events in babies but they kept silent while still peddling the line “Safe & Effective” and endorsing mandates.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/370107164_FDA_knew_as_of_February_2021_that_the_mRNA_vaccine_crosses_the_placenta_passes_into_milk_and_causes_adverse_events_in_breastfed_infants

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How Gluten Can Destroy Your Brain and Nervous System

Can gluten destroy your brain? Understanding the mechanism by which that happens by Dr. Osborne.

We know that gluten can contribute to a wide range of complications within the body… but can its effects extend all the way to the brain? Incredibly, yes.

Our body’s systems don’t work in isolation. They are all interconnected and one root problem can cascade into a range of reactions throughout the body… such is the case with gluten.

When it comes to the brain, there are two mechanisms by which gluten can impact brain function:
1. It can compromise the blood brain barrier – a critical layer that protects the brain from harmful substances. This condition is called Leaky Brain.
2. Gluten-induced nutritional deficiencies can contribute to neurological problems and also impair their repair and healing.

In this video, we’ll discuss the impacts gluten can have on brain and nerve health, as well as the many downstream effects that compromised brain and nerve function can have on the body.

Some of the Key Points…
– Neurological problems linked to gluten (1:15)
– Leaky Brain – Why is it a problem? (2:10)
– The Gut-Brain Connection (6:35)
– What happens if I have a Leaky Brain? (9:10)
– Gluten IS a brain and nerve toxin! (16:15)
– Migraines, Neuropathy, and Gluten Free (19:25)
– Deficiencies that exacerbate neurological problems (23:05)
– Take these action steps if you need help (33:30)
– Answering your questions (37:30)

(One reader posted a comment: There was a doctor who concluded gluten was the cause of schizophrenia. So he contracted with a mental institution to treat all of their schizophrenia patients with gluten free food. They cancelled the contract and kicked him out because too many patients were able to leave and they started losing money.)

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Should Doctors Be Climatologists?

Polar Bear Population Estimates

by Dr Keith Scott-Mumby

Well, you all know me; I have a HUGE view of human health. Very little falls outside my gaze that impinges on the great joy and vitality that is our lot on earth. So when I read a piece by a doctor demanding that we all learn about “climate change” and that it is our duty to be informed about something that is damaging and already upon us (“Climate change,” she says, “Is here and undeniable”), I get more than a bit pissy!

This is not the territory doctors should be in. Too much politics and flaky science.

The current climate debate is BUNK. There is no global warming. It has been manufactured by NASA tweaking its figures successively, to maintain the apparency of a rise. How can you “adjust” temperature figures?1

But even NASA has been unable to keep up its lies and the temperature rise, if there ever was any, has now been stalled for 10 years. Little wonder Japanese climate scientist Dr. Mototaka Nakamura recently characterized expert’s global warming data as “untrustworthy” and “falsified”.2

The rate of warming has not met with predictions, which is a serious blow to the notion that global warming is already on us. This mega-failure means that all other predictions probably mean very little too.

Yet the ignorance and hype merchants still keep going on, unable to modify their dialogue in the light of mere facts. Squeaky Greta Thunberg has made herself very rich (or rather her father, who pulls the puppet strings) and has become such a celebrity that millions, no billions, of people around the world believe that it’s all beyond question: human activity is messing up our climate.

It is not. Too bad she’s stirring up trouble among the young. Now we have idiots gluing themselves to the roads, in protest… To Hell with ambulances and other emergencies, say these “concerned” individuals.

I have no problem there is climate change. It happens all the time. It’s happened quite a lot in my lifetime of nearly 80 years. But that’s a local phenomenon and  doesn’t equate to “global” warming.

There is evidence of massive change on a bigger scale. The Sahara desert, from space, shows clearly that water once flowed freely across what is now hot, dry sand!

Does Science Count?

Many thousands of good scientists around the world disagree with global warming, including Nobel Prize-winning physicist Dr. Ivar Giaever who, on resigning from the American Physical Society (APS) in protest, wrote: “In the APS it is OK to discuss whether the mass of the proton changes over time and how a multi-universe behaves, but the evidence of global warming is incontrovertible?”

Badly put, but he meant that no-one is allowed to argue or debate the issue. The loonies who want to keep this going insist that “scientific consensus” maintains that global warming is real and wants everyone who thinks or says otherwise marginalized and got rid of.

It’s just the way they discredited, censored and removed anyone who wanted to take issue with the COVID-19 narrative. Those who support the official view have no trustworthy science to back themselves with but they fight furiously to protect their position against anyone who doesn’t buy their story. Faking the figures to hold the status quo is not unusual behavior for these dudes. Protesting the trickery however is now enrolled as an antisocial crime!

Take the polar bears; surely that means there is climate change? Coupled with sad pictures of starving polar bears lost on the shrinking ice, it seems OBVIOUS to the average individual. But nobody reads the actual science. The polar bear population is stable overall, according to real scientists! The “sad” pictures happen every year, when the ice melts, and the bears have to swim for it. As for the famous picture of a “starving” bear that went viral, even National Geographic had to admit it was a con. The bear was very likely aged and sick.3

Data from conservation groups and the government show that the polar bear population, which is supposed to be the poster child for global warming, is NOT declining in numbers. In fact today it is roughly five times what it was in the 1950s and three or four times what it was in the 1970s when polar bears became protected under international treaty (see chart).

The truth is that Arctic ice is back on the increase: 20% more as long ago as 2013. It’s not about the extent of the ice, which varies, but the total quantity of ice and that’s going UP. That’s not what you hear from the media, is it?

Keep reading: https://alternative-doctor.com/should-doctors-be-climatologists/#link01

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The 6 Foods You Should NEVER EAT Again!

Mark Hyman MD

Eating ultra-processed foods—made primarily from wheat, corn, and soy—increases your death rate by 75 percent. How’s that for a sobering statistic! Unfortunately, American grocery-store shelves are monopolized by foods that contain ingredients that you should never eat, like partially hydrogenated oils, high fructose corn syrup, artificial sweeteners, and more. These foods have been scientifically proven to cause disease and death, so why do we still keep reaching for them?

Avoid completely:
0:50 hydrogenated vegetable oils, such as Crisco
2:30 fructose
5:30 toxic additives
6:30 ultra processed food
7:50 artificial sweeteners
8:55 pesticides

Limit:
9:35 flour
10:15 sugar
10:35 seed and vegetable oils
11:05 GMO foods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl0tncoKuFY

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Preserving Cash

Aussie Bank Notes

I’ve been in France for three months now. Their approach to this is simply fantastic. I’d like to share a bit about it.

A very well known supermarket here decided to go cashless. A group of 50 people got together and agreed that they would all do a big shop on the same day. Piling their trolleys to the brim and each person getting to the checkout – the human check out, not the machines – and having everything scanned before bringing cash out.

The staff were absolutely overrun. Their management were in a complete tizz, everyone repeatedly, calmly and in a very organised and polite fashion acting as if they knew nothing. No edges, no rudeness, no humiliation.

The supermarket reinstated cash.
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Petrol stations: filling up with fuel then only having cash to pay.
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Restaurants: groups of friends going out for dinner and nobody taking phones or credit cards, only cash …
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They are doing it in every single area of France. Simply refusing to be part of it.
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The reason it works is because it’s organised in large groups. One person here and another there doesn’t work. It needs to be really carefully constructed.