Some Observations on Children

Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. – Peter De Vries

A two-year-old is like having a blender, but you don’t have a top to it. – Jerry Seinfeld

Hanging out with my two-year-old is basically one big suicide watch. Their mission is to find one way after another of offing themselves – piss in an electric socket, lick a pit bull’s nose…and your job as a parent is to stop it before it happens. – Michael J. Fox