I tried to walk like an Egyptian. Now I need a Cairo practor. Pharoah enough.
Whoever said out of sight out of mind never had a whopping big spider disappear in their bedroom.
Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.
The invention of the shovel was ground-breaking.
Many women say their husbands never listen to them. I have never heard my wife say that.
I’m proud to say I completed a jigsaw in 1 day and the box said 3 – 5 years.
Don’t use “beef stew” as a password – it’s not stroganoff.