(I’m sure the B is missing and they meant to warn of blizzards but let’s have some fun with this…)
After COVID and murder hornets you now have lizzards?
Well, you can come down here if you like.
Just watch out for the sting rays, great white sharks, blue-ringed octopus, box jelly-fish, funnel web and redback spiders, coastal Taipan and inland Taipan, red-bellied black, death adder, Tiger, Eastern brown, Mulga, small eyed and copperhead snakes.
Oh, and let’s not forget the boxing kangaroos and drop bears.
Dang! Nearly forgot to warn you about the swooping magpies too!