Antelope
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Simon and Garfunkle – The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)
One of the mellowest tunes around…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJBhdKrwTOc
Very Small Things
Japan asks international community to help solve Fukushima crisis
Shinzo Abe, the prime minister, confirmed that Japan was open to receiving assistance from overseas in a bid to help resolve the world’s worst nuclear crisis in decades.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/10359894/Japan-asks-international-community-to-help-solve-Fukushima-crisis.html
Honor The Fallen
Blame Not Caesar
School Failed Me
It's not good to mess with us Old Guys.
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, ‘NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS. The room erupted in applause!