Tom's Blog on Life and Livingness
From Trudy Seivwright MD on Twitter: As of today, February 12th, any UK citizen below the age of 50 will need a doctor’s note for the C19 vaccine.
I strongly doubt letters will be in high demand… …more like disposal units.
They’re going to have a lot of expired vaccines.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years…
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knott: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to ask him if he’s married?
A. Rose Marie: No. Wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question, Peter, and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I’m too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on it’s head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
Not sure he got his moniker right. I think ‘Dead Man Walking’ would be more appropriate!
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Saw this post and had to respond.
Not trying to make excuses for those who do not try because I preach from the same prayer book as you, BUT… …we need to be realistic about time management or we are just setting people up for losses.
1. 8 and 8 make 16, not 14, so you only have 8 remaining hours, not 10.
2. As Clarissa points out, you have commute time (say 2 hours but many do a lot more than that), ablutions (say 30 minutes), meal prep, shopping and housekeeping (say 90 minutes)…
…and just there you have halved your available 8 hours. That’s without walking a dog, talking to your spouse (try staying married without doing THAT!), exercising and heaven forbid you have offspring who need time and attention too, a chat with a friend or relative, time on social media, reading a book etc.
Perhaps this is why the famous line, “Most people grossly over estimate what they can get done in a day and under estimate what they can get done in 5 years.”
Nevertheless most people do spend more time planning their annual holiday than they do planning their life.
If we did spend a bit more time deciding what skills and abilities we would like to have in 5 years then looked at where we could squeeze some time for them into our schedule I am sure a lot more of us would be a lot happier. Let alone more broadly skilled and competent.
As I continue to read on the subject of removing toxins from the body I come across more data. Here is an article on the power of silicic acid to remove aluminium from the body. Fortunately the Fulvic Acid minerals I put in my detox blend is a good source of it.
The Fulvic Acid minerals I use in my bars and powder and make available here: https://www.fulvicminerals.com.au has 76 ppm Silica so is well suited to provide the desired benefits.
https://waterandstone.shop/blogs/news/silica-rich-water-beneficial-for-aluminum-detox