Category: Humour/Humor

as the old saying goes, “Many a true word spolen in jest.”
http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/02/last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver-marketing-to-doctors/

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.
“Hello Sarge.”
“Yes.”
“It looks like we have a homicide here. ”
“What happened?”
“A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped.”
“Have you placed her under arrest?”
“No sir. The floor is still wet. “

Oh yeah!
Forgot to do THIS one with ours!
Learn from our mistakes, don’t miss out on this one with yours.

Vote Odin!

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence…
The rest of the year went very smoothly.

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