I could have sworn Hoges said shrimp!

How Is The Project Going?

I have two project managers, a senior engineer, an IT manager, a hockey coach and four mothers in the family. They will all snicker at this. (I hope.)
Magician Chris Hannibal Delights…

…with the second oldest trick in the book.
Supermarket Food

Checking The Lawn

I am still in the USA but I am told I need to add a new job to my schedule when I return home to Sydney.
Immortality

Just found my elder daughter’s second favourite meme!
Inner Chaos Voice

Gotta watch that inner chaos voice.
Only Government

Carbon Offset Indulgence

You’d be indulgent to indulge in that sort of indulgence!
Bananas
Banana: I’m not ripe yet.
Banana: I’m not ripe yet.
Banana: I’m not ripe yet.
Banana whispering at 3AM: I’ m r i p e.
Banana at 8AM same morning: HAHAHA I’m soooooo rotten!
Welcome to Brown Town.
