How Is The Project Going?

How Is The Project Going?
I have two project managers, a senior engineer, an IT manager, a hockey coach and four mothers in the family. They will all snicker at this. (I hope.)

Bananas

Banana: I’m not ripe yet.
Banana: I’m not ripe yet.
Banana: I’m not ripe yet.
Banana whispering at 3AM: I’ m r i p e.
Banana at 8AM same morning: HAHAHA I’m soooooo rotten!
Welcome to Brown Town.