“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” ~ Albert Einstein
What Did The Govt Bring You?
Long story, but basically the cat did it
When I was a kid I wanted to be older.
Guard Dog Level 1
Mystery Section
That Was Weird
The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes
One Liners
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
20 Hilarious ‘Clients from Hell’ Quotes from Designers
If you deal with the public you’ll get a laugh out of these…
http://www.webdesigndev.com/web-development/20-hilarious-clients-from-hell-quotes-designers