When I was a kid I wanted to be older.
Guard Dog Level 1
Mystery Section
That Was Weird
The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes
One Liners
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
20 Hilarious ‘Clients from Hell’ Quotes from Designers
If you deal with the public you’ll get a laugh out of these…
http://www.webdesigndev.com/web-development/20-hilarious-clients-from-hell-quotes-designers
We are good lawyers for our own mistakes
…and very good judges for the mistakes of others!
One Liners
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix – so don’t drink and derive!
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. – Catherine Aird