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Three Girlfriends

Dear Younger Ladies!!!!

So I need to breakdown the “Friend Code” for some of you, because clearly there’s too many girls going missing or getting killed.

This is how we “Old Schoolers” roll.

Code 1–We leave together… We stay together….We come back together. NO you’re not leaving with some RANDOM dude & NO I’m not leaving you at the party by yourself!

Code 2–Both of us can’t be sh*t-face drunk (neither of us should) , at least one person needs to be alert & aware of our surroundings!

Code 3–If you have to go to the bathroom or outside, WE ALL GO TO THE DAMN BATHROOM OR OUTSIDE!! Period!

Code 4–We don’t accept drinks from strangers unless we’re at the bar an.d watch the bartender pour

Code 5–If I feel like you’re too drunk to function, we leave the party early. (We’ll fuss about you messing up the night later.)

Code 6–If you just so happen to go missing, I will give you a maximum 15-30 mins to show up before I shut the place down and we’re ALL going to be looking for your ass!!! FOR REAL!!! Everybody else can call the police cause no one is going home without you!

Code 7–If you’re fighting, it better be one-on-one, otherwise we’re all fighting. (Hopefully this won’t happen because we’re too classy and ladylike.)

Code 8 and the golden rule—The drop-off person checks in or everyone who drove checks in when getting home. If we don’t hear from you, we’re coming to ya house.

Because these generations got the Friend Code messed up! ! This is how we were raised… #oldschool

I need my daughters and every other lady to know these rules!!!!

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