Category: Humour/Humor

Play a country and western song backwards and what happens? You get your wife back, your dog back and you sober up. – James Woods

I could quite easily get into doing his job if he needs a replacement while he goes on holiday to take a well earned rest!

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/75-year-old-volunteer-visits-animal-shelter-every-day-and-naps-with-cats_n_5ba3e80de4b069d5f9d1203a

Yeah, I sometimes wonder who? And how? And why? Like of eggs, who said, “The first thing that comes out of that hen’s bum I am going to make a souffle out of it!”

Well THAT’S going to solve global warming!