Category: Humour/Humor

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Three Things Tell The Truth

Drunks Kids And Yoga Pants

Drunks Kids And Yoga Pants

I was reminded about the truth of this two weeks ago at a family gathering. I had my shirt off playing some Aussie rules kick to kick and my nearly 5 year old grandson says to me, “Grandad, you’ve got skinny arms!”

Time to increase the pushups again!

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How to Stay Happily Married

A young man, about to wed, asked his grandfather to the secret of his long, happy marriage.

The grandfather said, “It’s pretty simple really. My wife and I made an agreement on our wedding night that I’d make all the big important decisions and she would make the decisions on all the little things.”

The grandson asked, “How did that work?”

The grandfather replied, “Nothing important ever came up.”

(Apparently that is an old Bosnian joke.)

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Why Grammar Is Important

How to be 100% Correct and Score Zero

Smart kid – STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

I would have given him 100%!!!!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

  • His last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

  • At the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

  • Liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

  • Marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

  • Exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

  • Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

  • The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

  • Wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

  • No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

  • You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?

  • Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

  • No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

  • Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.