Category: General Interest

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Don’t Mess With Old People!

The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money by gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it”, says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “Okay. Go ahead.” Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “It’s a bet.” Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”
The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possible manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really”, says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.”
Moral of the story is, don’t mess with old people!
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CryptoCurrency System Using Body Data

CryptoCurrency System Using Body Data

Human body activity associated with a task provided to a user may be used in a mining process of a cryptocurrency system. A server may provide a task to a device of a user which is communicatively coupled to the server. A sensor communicatively coupled to or comprised in the device of the user may sense body activity of the user. Body activity data may be generated based on the sensed body activity of the user. The cryptocurrency system communicatively coupled to the device of the user may verify if the body activity data satisfies one or more conditions set by the cryptocurrency system, and award cryptocurrency to the user whose body activity data is verified.

https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606

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Probiotics Heal Your Mood?

Good news! The next generation of psychiatric treatment is here — and they come with virtually no side effects.

They are called psychobiotics.

These are live bacteria that, when ingested in adequate amounts, can lift your mood and decrease anxiety.

It shows so much promise that even Big Pharma couldn’t ignore it!

In fact, a 2016 study from Translational Psychiatry showed how healthy volunteers felt reduced anxiety and a better mood after taking Bifidobacterium strain in just four weeks.

This is one of the many strains of bacteria in the mix I add to my top bars and powders. No wonder many people feel better taking it!

If you could tolerate improved energy, memory and happiness, give it a try: https://www.healthelicious.com.au/Nutri-Blast-Greens-Plus.html

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Aluminium in brain tissue in autism

Autism spectrum disorder is a neurodevelopmental disorder of unknown aetiology (cause). It is suggested to involve both genetic susceptibility and environmental factors including in the latter environmental toxins. Human exposure to the environmental toxin aluminium has been linked, if tentatively, to autism spectrum disorder. Herein we… …measure, for the first time, the aluminium content of brain tissue from donors with a diagnosis of autism… …The aluminium content of brain tissue in autism was consistently high… …These are some of the highest values for aluminium in human brain tissue yet recorded and one has to question why, for example, the aluminium content of the occipital (rearmost) lobe of a 15 year old boy would be 8.74 (11.59) µg/g dry wt.?… …The pre-eminence of intracellular aluminium associated with non-neuronal cells was a standout observation in autism brain tissue and may offer clues as to both the origin of the brain aluminium as well as a putative role in autism spectrum disorder.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0946672X17308763

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How Will We Know That a COVID-19 Vaccine is Safe?

How Will We Know?

Children’s Health Defense has created a video of Dr. Liz Mumper’s presentation titled “How Will We Know That a COVID-19 Vaccine is Safe?” This presentation is the result of a collaborative effort between Dr. Mumper and the team of doctors, scientists, and researchers affiliated with CHD.

Dr. Mumper carefully provides detailed answers to two questions often asked by the public: “What does a safe and effective vaccine look like?” and “How will we know that a COVID-19 vaccine is safe?” She reviews many of the reasons why vaccines, as they are currently produced, are not safe, and explains that every year there are tens of thousands of adverse events, many of them resulting in serious conditions or even death.

Dr. Mumper reviews the scientific community’s numerous concerns about the safety of a COVID vaccine and its ingredients, providing information about each of the top COVID vaccine candidates. Lastly, she discusses the legality of mandatory vaccination in a free republic which proclaims to defend the rights of “we the people.”

https://childrenshealthdefense.org/protecting-our-future/covid-vaccine-safety-concerns/

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653 Deaths Now Recorded Following Experimental mRNA COVID Injections with 12,697 Reported Injuries

653 Deaths COVID Injections

The CDC has done another data dump today into the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS), a U.S. Government funded database that tracks injuries and deaths caused by vaccines. The data goes through February 4, 2021, with 12,697 recorded adverse events, including 653 deaths following injections of the experimental COVID mRNA shots by Pfizer and Moderna. Besides the recorded 653 deaths, there were 2792 visits to Emergency Room doctors, 208 permanent disabilities, and 1382 hospitalizations.

Because the VAERS reporting system is voluntary (and many health professionals do not know about it), studies show that less than 1% of all vaccine injuries and deaths are recorded.