No we don't have Wi Fi. Talk to each other!
You Know It's Been A Good Day When…
I must be having a good year. I haven’t had to unleash mine for a while now.
Men's Rest Room
Classic!
How to have an unused bathroom!
Phonetically
At Dawn We Attack
Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything
The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side
On the Microsoft reorganisation…
That old not-really Petronius quote comes to mind
“We trained hard… …but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization.”
’tis the begining of the end 🙂
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/07/11/microsoft_reorg_kills_product_groups/
A Book Commits Suicide Every Time You Watch A Reality TV Show
Sad truth of it is, a bit of you does too.
The more still a person is, the more criminal and the more dead they become.
People who sit for 6 hours a day or more live 10 years less than those more active.
Get up and stretch every 10 minutes.