Observations Of COVID Response Illogics

Me AT GROCERY STORE: Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?

Cashier: To protect people from COVID.

Me: But isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?

Cashier: No words. Confused look.

Me: Why don’t you pack the grocery bags anymore?

Cashier: Because of COVID to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.

Me: But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they don’t want it, I put it in my cart then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it. But putting it in a bag after you scan it is risky?

Cashier: No words, confused look.

Me: AT DRIVE-THRU

Server: Holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for a logical friend to grab.

Me: Why is my bag of food on a tray?

Server: So I don’t touch your food because of COVID.

Me: Didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?

Server: No words. Confused look.

Society: If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve. Don’t shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus. To greet people do an elbow tap instead.

Me: Elbow tap? Isn’t that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow. Wouldn’t it be safer to sneeze into your elbow and shake hands like we did before COVID?

Me: AT RESTAURANT:

Hostess: OK, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.

Me: What happens when I get to the table?

Hostess: You can take off the mask.

Me: Then it is safe over there?

Hostess: Yes.

Me: Are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?

Hostess: No words. Confused look.

SOCIETY: You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub you have to sit down.

But at the shopping center, you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.

Who thinks this crap up?

Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic.

No wonder everyone is depressed and confused. THAT, my friend is how the GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU!! DEPRESSED, CONFUSED and EASY YO MANIPULATE!!

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A Decision Was Made

A Decision Was Made

Don’t know that I would have made the same decision, nevertheless, he made it! Maybe he has a stack of old newspapers at home.

2020 Written and Directed By

2020 Written and Directed By

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Something for everyone really!

THE ESSENCE OF CHUTZPAH

Pretzel Vendor

Here’s your LOL for today!

Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts plus arrogance. As Leo Rosten writes, “no other word, and no other language,” can do it justice. This example is better than 1,000 words.

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each.

Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but never take a pretzel.

This went on for more than 3 years. The two of them never spoke.

One day, as the young man passed the old lady’s stand and left his quarter as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him.

Without blinking an eye she said: “They’re 35 cents now.”