Category: Humour/Humor

Somebody set himself up for a double-whammy hammering!

Why pet owners have kinks in their backs!

Madden’s coming up to two. I can relate to this. Not as much as Teal can but I can still relate to it. Julie and I will be soon be doing a full weekend grandparenting while Teal and Rene go away for the weekend. Wish us luck!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting Flies.” he responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” she asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females.” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”