IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
If you deal with the public you’ll get a laugh out of these…
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix – so don’t drink and derive!
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. – Catherine Aird
Police State USA! Police have nothing better to do than waste time not catching skaetboarders at annual event.