Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner

Computer types will get a chuckle out of this.
WARNING: Do not look at his joke unless it has been at least 3 days since you have had to reboot your computer, 14 days since it crashed on its own or 36 days since you have had to reinstall Windows and reload all your programs. Violation of this caveat may result in increased blood pressure, seizure, apoplectic fit or in some cases, stroke, death or worse.
Clicking on the link below signifies you have read the above warning and hold Tom Grimshaw blameless for any inintended adverse health incidents caused by viewing the instructions.
http://www.ahajokes.com/com055.html

Priorities

Note to self: When taking grandchildren to see camels, take along food that camels like to eat as something to offer them as an alternative to chewing on children’s heads!
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