That Was Weird
The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes
One Liners
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
Aliens Refuse To Do Crop Circles In GM Fields – Too Risky
20 Hilarious ‘Clients from Hell’ Quotes from Designers
If you deal with the public you’ll get a laugh out of these…
http://www.webdesigndev.com/web-development/20-hilarious-clients-from-hell-quotes-designers
We are good lawyers for our own mistakes
One Liners
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix – so don’t drink and derive!
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. – Catherine Aird
Broadway Bomb – Benny Hill Style – 2013
Police State USA! Police have nothing better to do than waste time not catching skaetboarders at annual event.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cF8oA0zn7A#t=150