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Life (of a Body)

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Date Clash!

My mate won two tickets for the AFL GRAND FINAL with travel exceptions granted. There is the plane tickets, box seats plus penthouse accommodation and $1000.00 for miscellaneous expenses. When he won them, his wedding date had not been finalised. Now it turns out the only date available at the church for their wedding is on AFL Grand Final Day – so he can’t go.
If you’re interested and want to go instead of him, it’s at the Baptist Church at 3pm on ……..

 

Strange, but not many girls laugh at this joke.