You Seem Like Such A Nice Boy…
Why Grammar Is Important
How to be 100% Correct and Score Zero
Smart kid – STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%!!!!
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
- His last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
- At the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
- Liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
- Marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
- Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
- Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
- The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
- Wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
- No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
- You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
- Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
- No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
- Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Irish SMS
Faith and begorrah! What will they come up with next!
Bank Sarcasm
George Carlin On College
No Need To Get The Dog Involved
Boy is this ever true at my place! Schnauzers have to be the world’s best doorbells.
Serious Threat To World Health
Not Today
Lived through moments like this.