Category: Humour/Humor

IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.

If you deal with the public you’ll get a laugh out of these…
http://www.webdesigndev.com/web-development/20-hilarious-clients-from-hell-quotes-designers

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix – so don’t drink and derive!
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. – Catherine Aird

Police State USA! Police have nothing better to do than waste time not catching skaetboarders at annual event.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cF8oA0zn7A#t=150

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.