Ten best caddy responses:
\nNumber :10
\nGolfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
\nCaddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
\nNumber : 9
\nGolfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
\nCaddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
\nNumber : 8
\nGolfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
\nCaddy: “Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
\nNumber : 7
\nGolfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
\nCaddy: “Eventually.”
\nNumber : 6
\nGolfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
\nCaddy: “I don’t think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”
\nNumber : 5
\nGolfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
\nCaddy: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”
\nNumber : 4
\nGolfer: “How do you like my game?”
\nCaddy: “It’s very good – but personally, I prefer golf.”
\nNumber : 3
\nGolfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
\nCaddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”
\nNumber : 2
\nGolfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
\nCaddy: “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.”
\nAnd the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
\nGolfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
\nCaddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ten best caddy responses: Number :10 Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” Number : 9 Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” Number : 8 … <\/p>\n