{"id":7274,"date":"2013-07-24T19:11:04","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T09:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=7274"},"modified":"2013-07-24T19:11:04","modified_gmt":"2013-07-24T09:11:04","slug":"how-lazy-can-you-get","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=7274","title":{"rendered":"How Lazy Can You Get?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,&#8221; he announced. &#8220;Will the laziest man please put his hand up?&#8221; Nine hands went up. &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t you put your hand up?&#8221; he asked the tenth man. &#8220;Too much trouble,&#8221; came the reply.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,&#8221; he announced. &#8220;Will the laziest man please put his hand up?&#8221; Nine hands went up. &#8220;Why &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=7274\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How Lazy Can You Get?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}