{"id":7123,"date":"2013-05-27T20:50:38","date_gmt":"2013-05-27T10:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=7123"},"modified":"2013-05-27T20:50:38","modified_gmt":"2013-05-27T10:50:38","slug":"how-cold-will-be-winter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=7123","title":{"rendered":"How Cold Will Be Winter?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new Elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.<br \/>\nAs he was an Elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets.<br \/>\nWhen he looked at the sky he couldn&#8217;t tell what the winter was going to be like.<br \/>\nNevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect firewood to be prepared.<br \/>\nBut being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea.<br \/>\nHe walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked, &#8216;Is the coming winter in this area going to be cold?&#8217;<br \/>\nThe meteorologist responded, &#8216;It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold..&#8217;<br \/>\nSo the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.<br \/>\nA week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again. &#8216;Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?&#8217;<br \/>\nThe meteorologist again replied, &#8216;Yes, it&#8217;s going to be a very cold winter.&#8217;<br \/>\nThe elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.<br \/>\nTwo weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. &#8216;Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?&#8217; he asked.<br \/>\n&#8216;Definitely,&#8217; the man replied. &#8216;It&#8217;s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;How can you be so sure?&#8217; the Elder asked.<br \/>\nThe weatherman replied, &#8216;Our satellites have reported that the Aboriginals in the north are collecting firewood like crazy, and that&#8217;s always a sure sign.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new Elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. As he was an Elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn&#8217;t tell what &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=7123\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How Cold Will Be Winter?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}