{"id":58202,"date":"2025-01-09T19:12:59","date_gmt":"2025-01-09T08:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/maintenance.html\/?p=58202"},"modified":"2025-04-18T12:02:36","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T02:02:36","slug":"nine-important-facts-to-remember-as-we-grow-older","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=58202","title":{"rendered":"Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:"},"content":{"rendered":"
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.<\/span><\/span>
<\/span>#8 Life is sexually transmitted.<\/span><\/span>
<\/span>#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
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at which one can die.<\/span><\/span>
<\/span>#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.<\/span><\/span>
<\/span>#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years – unless you give them your email address.<\/span><\/span>
<\/span>#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.<\/span><\/span>
<\/span>#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather.\u00a0<\/span><\/span>It pays absolutely no attention to criticism.<\/span><\/span>
<\/span>#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird.\u00a0 Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>
<\/span>#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.\u00a0\u00a0 What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.<\/span><\/span>
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#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. … <\/p>\n

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