{"id":5274,"date":"2012-09-19T20:51:18","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T10:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=5274"},"modified":"2024-07-07T07:39:27","modified_gmt":"2024-07-06T21:39:27","slug":"health-secrets-from-the-little-old-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=5274","title":{"rendered":"Health Secrets From The Little Old Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5275\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/TheLittleOldLady.jpg\" alt=\"Health Secrets From The Little Old Lady\" width=\"512\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/TheLittleOldLady.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/TheLittleOldLady-300x238.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bless her little heart&#8230;..how sweet&#8230;&#8230;..the secret to long life&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.<\/p>\n<p>She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, \u201cI couldn\u2019t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI smoke ten cigars a day,\u201d she said. \u201cBefore I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don\u2019t exercise at all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat is absolutely amazing! How old are you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cForty,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bless her little heart&#8230;..how sweet&#8230;&#8230;..the secret to long life&#8230; A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, \u201cI couldn\u2019t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?\u201d \u201cI smoke ten &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=5274\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Health Secrets From The Little Old Lady&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-health-tips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5274"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55428,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5274\/revisions\/55428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}