{"id":49217,"date":"2024-02-23T11:42:23","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T00:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=49217"},"modified":"2024-02-23T11:42:23","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T00:42:23","slug":"bananas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=49217","title":{"rendered":"Bananas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"auto\">Banana: I&#8217;m not ripe yet.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Banana: I&#8217;m not ripe yet.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Banana: I&#8217;m not ripe yet.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Banana whispering at 3AM: I&#8217; m r i p e.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Banana at 8AM same morning: HAHAHA I&#8217;m soooooo rotten!<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Welcome to Brown Town.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Banana: I&#8217;m not ripe yet. Banana: I&#8217;m not ripe yet. Banana: I&#8217;m not ripe yet. Banana whispering at 3AM: I&#8217; m r i p e. Banana at 8AM same morning: HAHAHA I&#8217;m soooooo rotten! Welcome to Brown Town.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49217"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49218,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49217\/revisions\/49218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}