{"id":46735,"date":"2023-09-19T14:43:37","date_gmt":"2023-09-19T04:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=46735"},"modified":"2023-09-19T14:43:37","modified_gmt":"2023-09-19T04:43:37","slug":"i-love-you-sweetheart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=46735","title":{"rendered":"I love you, sweetheart."},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"auto\">A group of 12 women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, &#8220;How many of you love your husband?&#8221; All the women raised their hands.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">Then they were asked, &#8220;When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?&#8221; Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband &#8220;I love you, sweetheart.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\">Below are the 12 actual replies from their husbands. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Who the hell is this?<\/li>\n<li>Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what?<\/li>\n<li>Yeah, and I love you too. &#8230;.. What&#8217;s wrong?<\/li>\n<li>What now? Did you wreck the car again?<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t understand what you mean?<\/li>\n<li>What the hell did you do now?<\/li>\n<li>Are you sure this is for me?<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?<\/li>\n<li>Am I dreaming?<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die<\/li>\n<li>I thought we agreed you wouldn&#8217;t drink during the day.<\/li>\n<li>Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn&#8217;t she?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A group of 12 women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, &#8220;How many of you love your husband?&#8221; All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, &#8220;When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?&#8221; Some women &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=46735\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I love you, sweetheart.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6,7,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-health-tips","category-humourhumor","category-inspiration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46736,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46735\/revisions\/46736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}