{"id":42053,"date":"2022-11-21T06:58:28","date_gmt":"2022-11-20T19:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=42053"},"modified":"2022-11-21T06:58:28","modified_gmt":"2022-11-20T19:58:28","slug":"the-friend-code","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=42053","title":{"rendered":"The “Friend Code”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Dear Younger Ladies!!!!<\/div>\n
So I need to breakdown the “Friend Code” for some of you, because clearly there’s too many girls going missing or getting killed.<\/div>\n
This is how we “Old Schoolers” roll.<\/div>\n
\"‼️\"<\/span> Code 1\u2013We leave together… We stay together….We come back together. NO you\u2019re not leaving with some RANDOM dude & NO I’m not leaving you at the party by yourself!<\/div>\n
\"‼️\"<\/span> Code 2\u2013Both of us can’t be sh*t-face drunk (neither of us should) , at least one person needs to be alert & aware of our surroundings!<\/div>\n
\"‼️\"<\/span> Code 3\u2013If you have to go to the bathroom or outside, WE ALL GO TO THE DAMN BATHROOM OR OUTSIDE!! Period!<\/div>\n
\"‼️\"<\/span> Code 4\u2013We don’t accept drinks from strangers unless we’re at the bar an.d watch the bartender pour<\/div>\n
\"‼️\"<\/span> Code 5\u2013If I feel like you\u2019re too drunk to function, we leave the party early. (We’ll fuss about you messing up the night later.)<\/div>\n
\"‼️\"<\/span> Code 6\u2013If you just so happen to go missing, I will give you a maximum 15-30 mins to show up before I shut the place down and we\u2019re ALL going to be looking for your ass!!! FOR REAL!!! Everybody else can call the police cause no one is going home without you!<\/div>\n
\"‼️\"<\/span> Code 7\u2013If you’re fighting, it better be one-on-one, otherwise we\u2019re all fighting. (Hopefully this won\u2019t happen because we\u2019re too classy and ladylike.)<\/div>\n
\"‼️\"<\/span> Code 8 and the golden rule\u2014The drop-off person checks in or everyone who drove checks in when getting home. If we don’t hear from you, we\u2019re coming to ya house.<\/div>\n
Because these generations got the Friend Code messed up! ! This is how we were raised… #oldschool<\/a><\/div>\n
I need my daughters and every other lady to know these rules!!!!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Dear Younger Ladies!!!! So I need to breakdown the “Friend Code” for some of you, because clearly there’s too many girls going missing or getting killed. This is how we “Old Schoolers” roll. Code 1\u2013We leave together… We stay together….We come back together. NO you\u2019re not leaving with some RANDOM dude & NO I’m not … <\/p>\n

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