Although not in the dictionary, it is reported that “Lexophile” describes a person who loves sentences such as, “You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish,” and, “To write with a broken pencil is pointless\u201d.<\/p>\n
An annual competition is held by the ‘New York Times’ to see who can create the best original lexophile.<\/p>\n
This year’s submissions:<\/p>\n
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.<\/p>\n
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.<\/p>\n
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.<\/p>\n
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore.<\/p>\n
I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.<\/p>\n
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.<\/p>\n
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.<\/p>\n
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.<\/p>\n
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.<\/p>\n
A will is a dead giveaway.<\/p>\n
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.<\/p>\n
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.<\/p>\n
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.<\/p>\n
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.<\/p>\n
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.<\/p>\n
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.<\/p>\n
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.<\/p>\n
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.<\/p>\n
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?<\/p>\n
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.<\/p>\n
When chemists die, they barium.<\/p>\n
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.<\/p>\n
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Although not in the dictionary, it is reported that “Lexophile” describes a person who loves sentences such as, “You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish,” and, “To write with a broken pencil is pointless\u201d. An annual competition is held by the ‘New York Times’ to see who can create the best original … <\/p>\n