{"id":3933,"date":"2012-03-02T09:48:19","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T23:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=3933"},"modified":"2012-03-02T09:48:19","modified_gmt":"2012-03-01T23:48:19","slug":"walters-questions-this-is-classic-shame-its-so-close-to-the-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=3933","title":{"rendered":"WALTER&#039;S QUESTIONS &#8211; This is classic! Shame it&#039;s so close to the truth!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question<br \/>\ntime. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.<br \/>\n&#8220;Walter,&#8221; responds the little boy.<br \/>\n&#8220;And what is your question, Walter?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I have four questions:<br \/>\nFirst, why did the USA bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?<br \/>\nSecond, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it&#8217;s actually gotten worse?<br \/>\nThird, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?<br \/>\nFourth, why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?&#8221;<br \/>\nJust then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.<br \/>\nWhen they resume, Obama says, &#8220;OK, where were we?<br \/>\nOh, that&#8217;s right: question time. Who has a question?&#8221;<br \/>\nAnother little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.<br \/>\n&#8220;Steve,&#8221; he responds.<br \/>\n&#8220;And what is your question, Steve?&#8221;<br \/>\nActually, I have two questions:<br \/>\nFirst, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?<br \/>\nSecond, what the hell happened to Walter?&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name. &#8220;Walter,&#8221; responds the little boy. &#8220;And what is your question, Walter?&#8221; &#8220;I have four questions: First, why did the USA bomb Libya without the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=3933\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;WALTER&#039;S QUESTIONS &#8211; This is classic! Shame it&#039;s so close to the truth!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}