{"id":38825,"date":"2022-05-10T08:35:52","date_gmt":"2022-05-09T22:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=38825"},"modified":"2022-05-10T08:35:52","modified_gmt":"2022-05-09T22:35:52","slug":"ok-heres-a-catchup-if-ive-missed-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=38825","title":{"rendered":"OK, here&#8217;s a catchup if I&#8217;ve missed a day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cDaddy, what is an alcoholic?\u201d &#8211; \u201cDo you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.\u201d \u201cUm, Dad \u2013 there are only 2 trees.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cDaddy, what is an alcoholic?\u201d &#8211; \u201cDo you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.\u201d \u201cUm, Dad \u2013 there are only 2 trees.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38826,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38825\/revisions\/38826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}