{"id":3760,"date":"2012-01-26T18:29:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T08:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=3760"},"modified":"2012-01-26T18:29:18","modified_gmt":"2012-01-26T08:29:18","slug":"how-to-tell-if-a-woman-is-upset","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=3760","title":{"rendered":"How to Tell if a Woman is Upset"},"content":{"rendered":"

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
\nOr if they’re holding an AK-47 and it’s aimed at you, I’d say she was pretty damned upset.
\nAlthough I’ve found that the eyes give it away too.
\nWhen you can’t see her eyes behind the sights of a bazooka or rocket launcher, you can be reasonably assured she is a tad disgruntled too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset. Or if they’re holding an AK-47 and it’s aimed at you, I’d say she was pretty damned upset. Although I’ve found that the eyes give it away too. When you can’t see … <\/p>\n

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