{"id":35364,"date":"2021-10-31T05:20:31","date_gmt":"2021-10-30T18:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=35364"},"modified":"2021-10-31T05:20:31","modified_gmt":"2021-10-30T18:20:31","slug":"peter-peter-pumpkin-eater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=35364","title":{"rendered":"Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35365\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Peter_Peter_Pumpkin_Eater-214x300.jpg\" alt=\"Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater\" width=\"214\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Peter_Peter_Pumpkin_Eater-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Peter_Peter_Pumpkin_Eater.jpg 364w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,<br \/>\nHad a wife but couldn\u2019t keep her;<br \/>\nHe put her in a pumpkin shell<br \/>\nAnd there he kept her very well.<br \/>\nPeter, Peter pumpkin eater,<br \/>\nHad another and didn\u2019t love her;<br \/>\nPeter learned to read and spell,<br \/>\nAnd then he loved her very well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn\u2019t keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her very well. Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had another and didn\u2019t love her; Peter learned to read and spell, And then he loved her very well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35366,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35364\/revisions\/35366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}