“Hello.”<\/p>\n
“Hi, table for one, please.”<\/p>\n
“Sure, and your name.”<\/p>\n
“Little.”<\/p>\n
“Great. And can you show your vaccination card?”<\/p>\n
“I could… …can you tell me who my server will be?”<\/p>\n
“Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.”<\/p>\n
“Great. Can you show me Brad’s vaccination card?”<\/p>\n
“Um…”<\/p>\n
“And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?”<\/p>\n
“Um…”<\/p>\n
“Also, I would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide me with Brad’s most recent tox screen, that would be great.”<\/p>\n
“Um… Let me get the manager for you.”<\/p>\n
“That would be great, thanks.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“Hello.” “Hi, table for one, please.” “Sure, and your name.” “Little.” “Great. And can you show your vaccination card?” “I could… …can you tell me who my server will be?” “Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.” “Great. Can you show me Brad’s vaccination card?” “Um…” “And also, can you provide me with … <\/p>\n