{"id":31084,"date":"2020-12-19T18:25:43","date_gmt":"2020-12-19T07:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=31084"},"modified":"2020-12-19T18:25:43","modified_gmt":"2020-12-19T07:25:43","slug":"service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=31084","title":{"rendered":"Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get confused when I hear the word &#8220;Service&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Like with&#8230;<br \/>\nThe Internal Revenue &#8216;Service&#8217;<br \/>\nThe Postal &#8216;Service&#8217;<br \/>\nThe Telephone &#8216;Service&#8217;<br \/>\nThe Cable TV &#8216;Service&#8217;<br \/>\nThe Civil &#8216;Service&#8217;<br \/>\nPublic &#8216;Service&#8217;<br \/>\nCustomer &#8216;Service&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Those are NOT what I thought &#8216;Service&#8217; meant.<\/p>\n<p>But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had bought a bull to &#8216;Service&#8217; his cows. Wow!! Suddenly my list made perfect sense!!<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t life great when you understand it.    \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get confused when I hear the word &#8220;Service&#8221;. Like with&#8230; The Internal Revenue &#8216;Service&#8217; The Postal &#8216;Service&#8217; The Telephone &#8216;Service&#8217; The Cable TV &#8216;Service&#8217; The Civil &#8216;Service&#8217; Public &#8216;Service&#8217; Customer &#8216;Service&#8217; Those are NOT what I thought &#8216;Service&#8217; meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had bought &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=31084\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Service&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31085,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31084\/revisions\/31085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}