Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. – Peter De Vries<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A two-year-old is like having a blender, but you don\u2019t have a top to it. \u2013 Jerry Seinfeld<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hanging out with my two-year-old is basically one big suicide watch. Their mission is to find one way after another of offing themselves \u2013 piss in an electric socket, lick a pit bull\u2019s nose\u2026and your job as a parent is to stop it before it happens. \u2013 Michael J. Fox<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. – Peter De Vries A two-year-old is like having a blender, but you don\u2019t have a top to it. \u2013 Jerry Seinfeld Hanging out with my two-year-old … <\/p>\n