{"id":28279,"date":"2020-06-21T08:51:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-20T22:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=28279"},"modified":"2024-07-17T09:12:22","modified_gmt":"2024-07-16T23:12:22","slug":"the-years-best-actual-headlines-of-2004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=28279","title":{"rendered":"THE YEAR&#8217;S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2004:"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>( Guess who&#8217;s been doing some housekeeping on his hard drive?)<br \/><br \/>Crack Found on Governor&#8217;s Daughter<br \/>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says<br \/>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers<br \/>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?<br \/>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over<br \/>Miners Refuse to Work after Death<br \/>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant<br \/>War Dims Hope for Peace<br \/>If Strike Isn&#8217;t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile<br \/>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures<br \/>Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide<br \/>Red Tape ! Holds Up New Bridges<br \/>Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge<br \/>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group<br \/>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft<br \/>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks<br \/>Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy<br \/>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half<br \/>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors<br \/>And the winner is&#8230;.<br \/>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>( Guess who&#8217;s been doing some housekeeping on his hard drive?) Crack Found on Governor&#8217;s DaughterSomething Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysPolice Begin Campaign to Run Down JaywalkersIs There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes OverMiners Refuse to Work after DeathJuvenile Court to Try Shooting DefendantWar Dims Hope for PeaceIf &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=28279\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;THE YEAR&#8217;S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2004:&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28279"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56881,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28279\/revisions\/56881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}