{"id":26826,"date":"2020-03-20T19:28:53","date_gmt":"2020-03-20T08:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=26826"},"modified":"2020-03-20T19:28:53","modified_gmt":"2020-03-20T08:28:53","slug":"leave-it-to-the-irish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=26826","title":{"rendered":"Leave it to the Irish&#8230;.!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I found myself in a pub in Cork, Ireland. A group of American tourists came in.<br>One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, &#8220;I hear you Irish think you&#8217;re great drinkers.<br>I bet $5,000 that no one here can drink 20 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bar was silent, but the American noticed one Irishman leaving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No one took up the bet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>40 minutes later, the Irishman who left returned and said, &#8220;Hey Yank, is yer bet still on?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Sure&#8221; said the American, &#8220;20 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of $5,000.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Grand, &#8221; replied the Irishman, &#8220;so pour the pints and start the clock. &#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;OK Yank, pay up.&#8221; said the Irishman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m happy to pay, here&#8217;s your money&#8221; said the American.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;But tell me, when I first offered the wager, I saw you leave. Where did you go?&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well sir&#8221;, replied the Irishman, &#8220;$5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me. So I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found myself in a pub in Cork, Ireland. A group of American tourists came in.One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, &#8220;I hear you Irish think you&#8217;re great drinkers.I bet $5,000 that no one here can drink 20 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes.&#8221; The bar was silent, but the American noticed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=26826\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Leave it to the Irish&#8230;.!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26827,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26826\/revisions\/26827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}