{"id":23439,"date":"2019-06-07T14:00:55","date_gmt":"2019-06-07T04:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=23439"},"modified":"2019-06-07T14:00:59","modified_gmt":"2019-06-07T04:00:59","slug":"three-things-tell-the-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=23439","title":{"rendered":"Three Things Tell The Truth"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Drunks_Kids_And_Yoga_Pants.jpg\" alt=\"Drunks Kids And Yoga Pants\" class=\"wp-image-23440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Drunks_Kids_And_Yoga_Pants.jpg 540w, https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Drunks_Kids_And_Yoga_Pants-300x156.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Drunks Kids And Yoga Pants<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was reminded about the truth of this two weeks ago at a family gathering. I had my shirt off playing some Aussie rules kick to kick and my nearly 5 year old grandson says to me, &#8220;Grandad, you&#8217;ve got skinny arms!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Time to increase the pushups again!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drunks Kids And Yoga Pants I was reminded about the truth of this two weeks ago at a family gathering. I had my shirt off playing some Aussie rules kick to kick and my nearly 5 year old grandson says to me, &#8220;Grandad, you&#8217;ve got skinny arms!&#8221; Time to increase the pushups again!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23441,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23439\/revisions\/23441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}