{"id":23437,"date":"2019-06-07T13:59:35","date_gmt":"2019-06-07T03:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=23437"},"modified":"2019-06-07T13:59:39","modified_gmt":"2019-06-07T03:59:39","slug":"how-to-stay-happily-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=23437","title":{"rendered":"How to Stay Happily Married"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A young man, about to wed, asked his grandfather to the secret of his long, happy marriage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The grandfather said, &#8220;It&#8217;s pretty simple really. My wife and I made an agreement on our wedding night that I&#8217;d make all the big important decisions and she would make the decisions on all the little things.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The grandson asked, &#8220;How did that work?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The grandfather replied, &#8220;Nothing important ever came up.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Apparently that is an old Bosnian joke.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young man, about to wed, asked his grandfather to the secret of his long, happy marriage. The grandfather said, &#8220;It&#8217;s pretty simple really. My wife and I made an agreement on our wedding night that I&#8217;d make all the big important decisions and she would make the decisions on all the little things.&#8221; The &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=23437\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How to Stay Happily Married&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23438,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23437\/revisions\/23438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}