{"id":23178,"date":"2019-05-13T14:41:29","date_gmt":"2019-05-13T04:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=23178"},"modified":"2019-05-13T14:41:32","modified_gmt":"2019-05-13T04:41:32","slug":"why-grammar-is-important","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=23178","title":{"rendered":"Why Grammar Is Important"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>How to be 100% Correct and Score Zero<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Smart kid &#8211; STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I would have given him 100%!!!!  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>His last battle <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>At the bottom of the page <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Liquid<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Marriage <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q5. What is the main reason for failure?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Exams <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Lunch &amp; dinner <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q7. What looks like half an apple? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>The other half <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Wet<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>No problem, he sleeps at night. <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>You will never find an elephant that has one hand. <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Very large hands <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>No time at all, the wall is already built. <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Q13.  How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to be 100% Correct and Score Zero Smart kid &#8211; STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM I would have given him 100%!!!! Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? His last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=23178\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why Grammar Is Important&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23178"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23179,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23178\/revisions\/23179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}