A Dog Writes\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
\n9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
\n9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
\n10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
\n12:00 PM – Lunch! My favorite thing!
\n1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
\n3:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
\n5:00 PM – Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
\n7:00 PM – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
\n8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
\n11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Cat Writes\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Day 983 of my captivity\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bastards!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Dog Writes\u2026 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM – Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM – Played in the yard! … <\/p>\n