{"id":20989,"date":"2018-12-25T11:33:23","date_gmt":"2018-12-25T00:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=20989"},"modified":"2018-12-25T11:33:25","modified_gmt":"2018-12-25T00:33:25","slug":"hitchhiking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=20989","title":{"rendered":"Hitchhiking"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\n\nShared from my friend Diane Austin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Picked up a hitchhiker the other night\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hitchhiker; aren\u2019t you afraid that I might be a serial killer or something?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me; No way! Do you know the odds, of one serial killer, picking up another serial killer?\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shared from my friend Diane Austin Picked up a hitchhiker the other night\u2026 Hitchhiker; aren\u2019t you afraid that I might be a serial killer or something? Me; No way! Do you know the odds, of one serial killer, picking up another serial killer?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20989"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20990,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20989\/revisions\/20990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}