{"id":20451,"date":"2018-11-14T10:24:32","date_gmt":"2018-11-13T23:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=20451"},"modified":"2018-11-14T10:24:32","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T23:24:32","slug":"aussie-humour-at-its-best","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=20451","title":{"rendered":"Aussie Humour at its best"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Australian Tax Office actually commented on this one. <\/p>\n<p>The importance of accuracy in your tax return<\/p>\n<p>The ATO has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville after he apparently answered one of the questions.<\/p>\n<p>In response to the question, &#8220;Do you have anyone dependent on you ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man wrote: &#8220;2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons,  plus 450 idiots in Parliament, thousands of &#8216;retired politicians&#8217; and an entire group that call themselves &#8216;Senators&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The ATO stated that the response he gave was &#8220;unacceptable&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The man&#8217;s response back to ATO was, &#8220;Who did I leave out?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Australian Tax Office actually commented on this one. The importance of accuracy in your tax return The ATO has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville after he apparently answered one of the questions. In response to the question, &#8220;Do you have anyone dependent on you ?&#8221; The man wrote: &#8220;2.1 million &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=20451\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Aussie Humour at its best&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20451"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20452,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20451\/revisions\/20452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}