{"id":19005,"date":"2018-07-28T10:28:28","date_gmt":"2018-07-28T00:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=19005"},"modified":"2018-07-28T10:28:28","modified_gmt":"2018-07-28T00:28:28","slug":"the-greatest-scientists-of-all-time-were-invited-to-a-conference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=19005","title":{"rendered":"The greatest scientists of all time were invited to a conference&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>* Newton said he&#8217;d drop in.<br \/>\n* Descartes said he&#8217;d think about it.<br \/>\n* Ohm resisted the idea.<br \/>\n* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.<br \/>\n* Darwin said he&#8217;d wait to see what evolved.<br \/>\n* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.<br \/>\n* Volta was electrified at the prospect<br \/>\n* Pavlov positively drooled at the thought.<br \/>\n* Ampere was worried he wasn&#8217;t current.<br \/>\n* Audobon said he&#8217;d have to wing it.<br \/>\n* Edison thought it would be illuminating.<br \/>\n* Einstein said it would be relatively easy to attend.<br \/>\n* Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.<br \/>\n* Dr Jekyll declined &#8211; he said he hadn&#8217;t been feeling himself lately.<br \/>\n* Morse said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be there on the dot. Can&#8217;t stop now, must dash.&#8221;<br \/>\n* Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetism.<br \/>\n* Hertz said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.<br \/>\n* Watt thought it would be a good way to let off steam.<br \/>\n* Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* Newton said he&#8217;d drop in. * Descartes said he&#8217;d think about it. * Ohm resisted the idea. * Boyle said he was under too much pressure. * Darwin said he&#8217;d wait to see what evolved. * Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm. * Volta was electrified at the prospect * Pavlov positively drooled at &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/?p=19005\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The greatest scientists of all time were invited to a conference&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humourhumor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomgrimshaw.com\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}