Ruth: Hi! Jeannie.
\nJeannie: Hi! Ruth. How\u2019d you die?
\nRuth: I froze to death.
\nJeannie: How horrible!
\nRuth: It wasn\u2019t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
\nJeannie: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
\nRuth: So, what happened?
\nJeannie: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
\nRuth: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer \u2014 we\u2019d both still be alive!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ruth: Hi! Jeannie. Jeannie: Hi! Ruth. How\u2019d you die? Ruth: I froze to death. Jeannie: How horrible! Ruth: It wasn\u2019t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? Jeannie: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected … <\/p>\n