A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
\n‘OK old fart, Time for you to retire.’ The old rooster replies, ‘Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me, can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?’
\nThe young rooster says, ‘Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.’
\nThe old rooster says, ‘I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.’
\nThe young rooster laughs. ‘You know you don’t stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start..’
\nThe old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
\nThey round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
\nHe is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast! The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
\nThe Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.
\nThe Farmer grabs his shotgun and – BOOM! – He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, ‘Dammit… …third gay rooster I bought this month.’
\nMoral of this story? …
\nAge, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!
\nOLD GUYS RULE! (don’t mess with us)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, ‘OK old fart, Time for you to retire.’ The old rooster replies, ‘Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done … <\/p>\n