I just discovered our age group! We are Seenagers. (Senior teenagers)
\nI have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
\nI don’t have to go to school or work
\nI get an allowance every month.
\nI have my own pad.
\nI don’t have a curfew.
\nI have a driver’s license and my own car.
\nI have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
\nThe people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
\nAnd I don’t have acne
\nLife is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
\nBrains of older people are slow because they know so much.
\nPeople do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
\nScientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
\nAlso, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
\nIt is NOT a memory problem, it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise.
\nSO THERE!!
\nI have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.
\nSo, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I just discovered our age group! We are Seenagers. (Senior teenagers) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and … <\/p>\n