Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign:
\n“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world. “I’m entering” says Snow White.
\nHalf an hour later she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how did you do?”
\n“First Place,” says Snow White.
\nThey continue walking and they see another sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world.” “I’m entering” says Superman.
\nAfter half an hour he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”
\n“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
\nThey continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio says “this is mine.”
\nHalf an hour later he returns with tears in his eyes.
\n“What happened?” they asked.
\n“Who the hell is Bill Shorten?” asks Pinocchio. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world. “I’m entering” says Snow White. Half an hour later she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how did you do?” “First Place,” … <\/p>\n